Thursday, February 16, 2012

My Upanayanam Story- Part 1

Before Proceeding into the ORIGINAL story I just want to elucidate my Hindi Understanding Skills which form a base for the chain of Events that has led to my Upanayanam. To begin with , I will tell you about my matriculation exam on Hindi where i Found questions very simple but answers extremely demanding,more on similar lines of questions posed by a wife to her husband who returns home at 11:00pm on first day of the month without salary.

I dont know What I wrote that day seriously, but the only answer I wrote was an essay About Gandhiji . With all due respect To Gandhiji whose name has become now a days just a Poltical Agenda rather than a role model , The only facts I know of Gandhiji by reading now a day News papers are - he is a thin Bald man always smiling on every 10 rupee note and holds a stick in every statue which acts as resting ground for pigeons.He doesnt have Winter wear and also People hail him as father of the nation. He even lowered his blood pressure by not eating salt Since 1930 [They call it Dandi March] thereby controlling his anger for nonviolence freedom struggle.I felt Even Gandhiji would have felt his Life more intresting after reading my essay.But all this consumed just 30 minutes of The examination time. The other 150 minutes, I spent writing one more question Chutti Pathr [Leave Letter] asking my school principal to grant me leave On hindi examination day as Am suffering from Diarrhea and village doctor has prescribed an ointment as cure for my loose motions. I wont tell u What I wrote in that Leave letter,for I will be banished to Tamil Realm of Srilanka Which seems to be a suitable place for Hindi Pandits like me .


Although I have clear conception about my Hindi understanding ability I often Go to hindi Films
only to keep a Status update in Facebook just to make people know that I understand Hindi. But the truth is I more or less feel like a chinese guy who sits in a theatre watching Punith Rajkumar's muvi Without Subtitles. One such Hindi film visit I did recently is to FireWay[ AgneePath] . Although I found the never aging bald Villan's Hindi poetry Quite Wise and rhyming, seriously I couldnt make head or tail out of it. My furtsration grew when the east indian ladies who sat beside me started to yell and cry whenever they see the Hero shirtless or being beaten in hands of badass.Hunger added to my frustration and Sooner the Interval came, i Rushed out to buy a Samosa. The samosa by the look of it , I can tell that Its been cooked 10 days back and since no one ate it, Its been kept as a bait to catch the rats in mutton shop. When even rats have turned down such gracious offer, The untouchable samosa has been kept in glass frame with 60 watt zero bulb shining on the price tag of it Which said 1 samosa 60 rupees. Sometimes hunger allows You to take desperate measures and My hunger Made me to buy that Samosa and rush to the theatre as the Second half has started. After having My first bite , I felt I really deserve a gallantry award for Buying that , and eating it may deserve a Nobel prize for Bravery. I threw that Junk aside not to give Sweedish Nobel Association a Scare and started staring at the second half. The gals beside me , The bald bad ass ununderstandable verses , An ugly heroine whose skinshow is only her dumb face and my Hunger made me run out from the Cinema hall Onto a Lonely street. I suddenly felt like every indian on the night of 15th August 1947 who suffering from hunger yet found independence.

I started searching for a Good samaritan who may keep his shop open after 11:00Pm in bangalore with the only idea of Feeding me. Searching for food in Bangalore at that time is like Looking for Fair complexion gals in Mechanical Engineering department in IIT chennai. Even google will give you zero results and send u Email scolding You for making such obvious futile Search. But sometimes you do find disgusting gals Beautiful when your eyes are desperate. Just like that I found a Korean Restaurant a Gate way to Heaven in the hour of Peril.The Waiter invited me and jumped in Joy of finding his first customer [Victim] of his entire day. I got scared but impressed by his hospitality.After seeing the menu , which is completely is in korean , I got a feeling that My 10th class hindi textbook, Kirchoff Voltage Laws, Theory of relativity are easy to figure out than this korean Language.After having a deep study of that benu , the waiter got enlightened by my Blank face came to my rescue. I ,with an urge to eat something thats not an animal , asked him to giive me the best in Vegitarian in that Menu. He smiled and said that All are nonveg Except a Soyabean powder in the bottom of the menu that they use to clean the plates .He coined a name to That korean Soya bean Vim bar as "TOFU"

For the first time in My life, I cursed my self being a bramhin. Why dont the so called wise bramhin sages of illustrious past never tasted atleast a boiled egg or LegPiece? I have to thank their ignorance of not realising that Plants also have life and feelings or else a Bramhin has to live his entire life taking Air as food.We would then be shown in Biology textbooks as Blue prints for Victims of MalNutrition.After hearing his words, I ordered a bowl of that powder. I sat there for 30 minutes staring at a wall hanging - a group of 10 korean people- and me trying to figureout which among the 10 are feminine gender. My analysis of Gender identification is interupted by a thud and he replied " Tofu ready" .He placed a huge bowl of some powdered Paste and two chopsticks and rushed inside . I never figured out how a living being will eat with two chopsticks. I tried to collect some detectable amount of eatable content using those sticks but My attempts are like the Indian Test team's Batting efforts.
After a 5 minute Effort , having concluded that When Indians Throw the body of spoons after their heads are broken away into bay of bengal , Koreans will collect them and use them as ChopSticks, I started eating Tofu with my hands. After having the first Gulp, I felt that all the elements in the periodic table, Especially the most disgusting ones whose chemical formula never matches to any letter in their name like Sodium [Na] ,Tungsten [ W] ,Lead [Pb] ,Iron [Fe] have been dumped into my Empty Stomach. Suddenly My stomach till then seemed like a Carbon Atom -with ever hungry Bonding capability with anything that is Single and ready to mingle Suddenly became an atom of Helium - jus like an orphan who is lonely obsolete andwho had a Love failure .But the Hunger made me eat all the adultrated past that has been present in the bowl. I got a feeling that I became River Ganges- Where Sins, Sorrows Miseries and Even Corpses are taken into it- after taking into myself the worst food of my entire life. and I paid the bill , Reached home and slept off like a lazy Log.

In the morning, When mr Tofu just started showing his Side effects on Mr river Ganges, I got a message from my Home. It just Said " Your Upanayanam is Planned on Jan 30th. If you come you will have thread marriage . If you wont, Your fragile corpse will take the honor"

To Be Continued ..........................

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Baaboi naa peru cheppanu

maa intlo vallu jathakaalante chaalu nijaala kante darunanga nammutaru... ..nenu putti puttangane naa jathakanni egeskuntu velli panthulu ki chupinchagaane ....vaadu sagam virigina boothaddam tho danni ega diga baga chusi ... FX991 calculator tho evo lekkalu vesi last ki ....abbai jathakam lo pelli geetha prema geetha google lo vethikina google server crash avthunde tappa result aite kanapadadu...so Love ani sound voche laaga emanna peru pettandi ..aaa peru lo oka punch undaali ... peru vinagaane prema tarangaalu ravali ... . appudu jeevitaniki oka pellenti varanikoka pelli cheskuntadu ani selavichi aaa matram amulyamaina salaha ki 1116 puchukunnadu ... deenitho 4 rojulu em peru pettala ani prapancha aikya rajya samithi samavesaalu jaripi last ki Lakxman kumar ane peru ni Lavangam Kumar ani maa maama chng chesadu ....

ila peru chng chesi 5 years ayyindi ... naa peru love ani UKG class mates ki parichayam ayyanu...aina sare maa class teacher attendence veseppudu nenu present ani cheppina kuda lavangam ani moodu sarlu arichedi saddist mohamdi ....aaa rhymes teacher aite deenikante worst ... nannu lepinchi naatho ne

lavangam lavangam
thunchesta sagam sagam
payasam lo vesta oka baagam
pulihora lo vesta inko bhaagam
renditini thinta garam garam

antu paadinchi tega navvedi ... eee UKG class teacherlu andaru inthe ...vellaki vietnam adavullo nela rojulu pasthu petti r narayana murthy cinemaalu chupiste kaani tikka kudaradu ... eee prapancham lo manushulu chetlu janthuvulu inka teacherlu untaaru ani puraanalalo kuda rasevaranta..ila gathukula road meeda passengar train ponichinattu saguthunna naa balyaaniki
oka speed breaker tagilindi ...


nenu 5th class chaduvtunna rojulavi ...raathri enimidi gantalaki cooling glassulu pettukoni black and white TV mundu koorchoni billards game chustu 3rd class chaduvutunna maa atha koothuri mundu pose kodthunna roju... appudu maa intlo unna vanta manishi maa atha kuturu ni ethukoni .. baava chudu baava ... pelli cheskuntava ani adigindi ... ventane adi Britney Spears swayamvaram lo Balayya Babu ni chusinattu oka chupu chusi ... naaku vadu vodhu .... vadi peru naku nachaledu ... ani cheppi parigettukuntu vellipoyindi...appude pakkinti TV lo antharangali song start ayyindi.

"sudi gundam lo chikkukunnaka sukhamekkadidi...nadi sandram lo naava ku nadiche darekkadidi"

anthe aaa roju beer kosam illantha vethiki chivariki boost taagesi bajjunna ....aaa roju maatram naaku pelli prema evi vodhu church father la covert aipovali anipinchindi kaani prathi roju "Pitha Father Lavangam" ani vochi poye sodhi nayallu pilustaaremo ani feel ayyi alochana nu maanukunna.

ila musi nadhi lo chillulu padina submarine veskoni tirige under cover afghanistan agent laaga ye ammai parichayam peru cheppakunda dachipettukuntu tirugutunna rojulu.balyam t20 match laaga chala speed ga gadichipoyindi ... 10th lo na pakkana kurchunna vadi daya valla maths lo 90 paina ravatam tho .. maa school vallu 100 vochina valla fotolu 90 paina vochina valla perlu paper lo veyincharu ... andulu antha bagaa ne vunna enduko edam kannu adurthoondi ...naa peru raagane ... nenu ammai no abbai no leka vanta lo vaade lavanganno paper vaadiki artam kaaka ...

"chi la sou lavangam lekkalu 93" ani raasadu ... aaa paper vaadi pindam pichikukkalethuku ponu ... adi chadivinappati nunchi naa peru ni nenu thalachukunte ne ventane ....ma vanta manishi varam kinda chesina vankai sambar ni vedi vedi sprite lo veskoni taagi vaanthi cheskovaali anipinchedi ... denamma jeeevitam "peru lo em undi nee pravartana lo undi parimalam" ani cheppina vaadiki ... tala kindulu ga tirupathi konda ten times ekkista ani mokkukunna.

10th tarvaata holidays lo maa kiraana kottu lo part time job chestu gaduputunna ...prema pelli meeda vairagyam chendi bhagavad gita vintu...baba ram dev laaga gaddam penchi dalai lama laaga gundu kottinchi ... mahatma gandhi laaga shirt teesesi ... sanga sevakuri la tayaru aipodam ani anukuntunna... eee loga ..naa alochanalanu prakruthi mundhe pasigattinattu undi ..kaakulu ddoranga egiripoyaayi... pakkintlo kukkalu gattiga arichaayi ... endukabba ani atu tirigi chusa.... shop ki kalanjali saree veskunna kanakalakshmi la oka kathi lanti ammai vochindi ... chudagaane paadu budhulu paatha alavaatlu ... povu ga pose kodtaam ani
"yes what do u want " ani adiga

lavangam ani anindi...
nene cheppandi ani cheppi atu tiriga....meru kaadu kaani vanta lo vaade lavangam ani anindi ...

ante naa bathuku vanta lo vasana kosam vese pichi mokkala kante chendalanga edchindi ani navvukoni ... dani mohaaniki rendu lavangaalu tagilinchi naa bathuku inthe ani akasam vaipu tala ethi okka sari thu ani anukunna...

Friday, February 26, 2010

anaganagaa oka roju.....

Nenu govt office lo 9 months kritham pani chesa... office lo one day ..repu ela bunk kodtaama ani think chestunna naaku ... funky pinky ink adigindi..
ink anagaane naa buggalu pink ga aipoyi...
emi think cheyyakunda wink chesa..
pakkane drinkutunna boss adi chus
company tho naa link ni peekesi
naa bathuku ni sink chesadu...

ala intlo bewarse gaa undaleka ... roju ki padi gantalu padukune vaadini ... tarvata nidra lechi ... enduku time waste chestu padukunna ani alochistu malli padi gantalu padukune vadini...migilina nalugu gantalu em papam chesayi ani vatini kuda sleep tho full fill chesthunti...

ila daily active gaa nidrapotunna naaku eppudo oka roju oka idea vochindi....

inta kalam soft ga unde papalu ippudu software jobs chesestunnaru.... ala baga balisina sofware pilla tho pelli cheste...bewarse gaa thintu kaali ga intlo undachu... naa pillalani ...wat is ur father ani adigithe vaallu .. my father is a house husband (gruha purushudu--house wife ki opposite) ani garvanga cheppukovachu...maa house husband concept eee "udyogam sthree lakshanam" ani. edo oka roju gruha purushula kosam tv serials lo kuda male vamps...male gods .. pettestaaru...

ex: kalankithudu..... babaai(male pinni)....pattukunte paatha pant...chi la sow sravannnnn....inka cinemalala lo deyyalu kuda tella pant tella shirt veskoni all-clear tho bath chesi night tirigestaayi...ika the future belongs to house husbands....muhahahahaaha

ila naa life lo knife lanti wife kosam wait cheskuntu gadiputunna.... eee rojutiki naa bewarse jeevitanni nava maasalu mosa...ala mosthu nidra lecha..eee roju assale raaakhi pandaga ... brush pattukunna... pakkane pani paapa blush avthu vellindi...nannu kannanduku maa intlo vallu kakunda siggu padina first person ani anandam vesindi..ala happy moment lo maa amma pilichi .

" ye raa elanti ammai ni pelli cheskuntaav" ani adigindi...
appudu nenu ....gandhi vesham veskunna governer tiwaari la.....
"anushkaa... illeana ...............kakunda edo padhathi ga unna maha lakshmi nee kodalu avvalani undamma" ani anna....idi vini maa amma ... alanti sambandam ee vochindi... ivvale vostunnaru chuseki ani cheppi ready kaa ani anesi vellipoyindi...


japan lo atom baambu kuda inta sudden ga padaledemo...thambulallo thalapaaku la unde vanni... alseshan kukkaki dorikina aritaaku laa ayyindi bathuku...rahu kalam lo rahul dravid six kottinattu...raakhi pandaga roju pelli choopulu endo.....em artam kavatam le... poddunne sky lo stars kanipistunnai...pelli ayyaka arundhati nakshatram enduku kanipistundo ippudu artam ayyindi...oka infinite loop lo padhi if conditions madhya naligipoye pilla variable laa undi naa bathuku...

eee frustration lo tiffen techukune opika leka ... patha kaalam lo kings laa evarakkada ani gattiga aricha....akkada evaru lekapovatam tho noru mooskoni naa tiffen nene techukunna...

kaasepu ayyaka...frustration tho idly lo majjoga kalupukoni thintunna nannu maa anna chusi

"era eee marriage looks istam leva... evarinaina luv chesava?..magadi la luv cheyyatam kante..okka magadu lanti cinema teyyatame better ....dabbulu dobbina aasthulu poyina kanisam sympathy aina vostundi.... andariki anuska dorakadu ra...aishwarya rai foto chustu...kalpana rai lanti ammai tho samsaram cheyyatame jeevitam..paiga papa ki maamidi thota undi...mango thintu man laa bathakachu" ani cheppi vellipoyadu


ento veedu cheppindi advd question paper la mukka artam kaaledu...matrix cinema ni malayalam lo chunattu undi...pelli chupulu endo... surprise ivvalanukunnaro shock ivvalanukunnaro..nenu matram sanyasam teeskovali anukunna..reynolds pen laa unde vanni recycle bin laa marchesaru ... veella sins ni rin petti kadigina clean kaavu... eee raakhi roju rocky lo hero la rock cheyyali..anukuntu unna naaku ... oka idea vochindi....pilla raagane parigettukuntu velli raakhi kattamanta...evadu thittukunna sare...okka sari commit aite naaku chevudu vochestundi.....

Bath chesi..tomato bath thhini evaditho baathakaani veyyakunda veli raakhi koni naa right pocket lo pettukunna....eee loga vaallu vochesaru....papa ni chusanu.... ento .. paapa mamidi kayalu thintu thintu gummadi kaya la ayyindi...daridrudu maruti van ni pattukunte adi municipal van ayyindata... ala undi ... paiga ethu pallu..micheal jackson mukku ...chaste eee papa ni cheskonu..deeni kante naa college lo ammaile better...ventane raakhi kattesta ani cheppi... personal gaa matladeki pakkaki ramanna...

Paapa vochindi .... room lo enter ayyam iddarame....room ki bolt petti....ussain bolt laa parugettukuntu vochi ....purse lo unna raakhi naa chetiki kattesi ...ninnu chuste naaku maa chinna annaya unnav...bhayyaa antu raakhi kattesindi.... chi yedava bathuku ....mana face okka daniki guchukodu...ilanti load lorry anna anindi ani edavaalo..peeli choopulu cancel ayyayi ani navvalo artam kaaka akkade nilabadipoya...

Saturday, February 20, 2010

Geetarpanam :)

Maadi matchbox size lo unna oka ooru... andulo match sticks laa 50 familes minchi undav... anduke maa ooru ni aggipette palle ani piliche vaaru...alanti ooru lo english kaastho koostho vochina nannu kodi guddu nunchi puttina kaaki pilla laaga bithiri chupulu chuse varu. Alanti maa oorilo sarpanch ammai Geetha nenu pillapati nunchi Joreega Joreega ani paaduthu perigam ...aaa rojula nunche Geetha ki Line vesa ... Geetha ,Geetha ki vese geetha rendu perugutu poyaayi...years gadichaayi..naa ears meeda glasses kuda vochaai... aina glass doll lanti geetha ki geetha veestoone unna...kaani okka roju...one fine nite...geetha tata nano lo tata chepthu america pai chaduvulaki vellipoyindi ...aaa tarvatha geetha ni marachipoyeki GITA chadavatam start chesa... aina naa heart geetha daatipoyinidi..aaa thoughts nunchi bayatiki voddamani aarya cinema ki vella... kaani adi Gita arts cinema kaavatam tho chiraakesindi ... inka andulo geetha first lo ajay ki padipovatam tho asahyam vesindi....madhyalone vochesa...

ala vosthunte janalu evadino kummestunnaru.... aaa anyayaanni aapeki jayam manadera lo venkatesh la aaana ani gattiga aricha....aina aagaledu ....police van laa sound chesa aina iragottesthunnaru.... deyyam deyyam antu bhayapetteki try chesa thooch annaru.... last ki emotion tho Jai chennakesava Jai chennakesava ani aricha.... appudu andaru ayyo balayya baabu...bachaaaav bachaav antu parigettaru...ala gumpu lo nunchi maa vittalachari cinemalo vaana paamu lanti maa english master lechadu... lechaaka tarakaratna cinema producer ni odarchinattu kaasta paramarsincha... ala maata maata kalisayi appudu oka idea ichadu ....

"Gre raasthe america potaav.... ala ne appudappudu english cinemalu chusthu undu" antu Geethopadesam ...sorry Upadesam chesadu....anthe aaa roju nunchi english cinemalu iragadeesa..


A ante anushka B ante Bipasha C ante charmy ane english maatrame telisina nenu sunday 10 ki gemini tv lo voche lakshmi ganapathy films cinemaalu okkati vodalakunda cover chesa.... andulo nachinavi.....


Adavi Gampa (Forrest Gump)

Devuni Ayya ( GodFather)

cheekati raathri (Dark Knight)

samudraalu padakondu (Oceans 11)

Devuni Jilla (GodZilla)

Daridrapu gottu *********** (Inglorious Bastards)--Sensor vallu title ni kaasta Kosi teesesaru...

inni cinemaalu chusaka ika naa lo unna shakespeare..... sphere laa unna earth ni shake cheseki readich ayyadu...ade flow lo pakkana ooru ki poyi GRE book ni book chesa...baath chesi fresh ga tomato bath thini GRE tho baathakaani pedtamani book open chesa..... ganta ala ne chadiva.... ganta tarvaata ghazini ayyanu... ganta lo em chadivano em gurthuku raale..rendu vaaralu chadiva....1st week em chadivano marachipoya...ye basha aina oka sari chepite vanda sarlu resound isthundi... kaani eee basha vanda sarlu chadivina okka sari gurthundadu......evadu kanipettado kaani ....His Wife will get up with milkman ( vaadi pellam paaloditho lechipothundi) antu thittukunna....Geetha voddu eee GRE vaatha voddu... chinappatinuunchi icecream ippinchina seetha better anukunna...Geetha ni geetha vese gudbye cheppali anukunna....ventane GRE book maa avva collect chese paatha samanla List lo padesa...


Seetha ki site kotteki ..Nepal nunchi techina Made in India watch kattukunna... powder pooskunna.... kasta white ayyeki fair and handsome tagincha...ala inti bayata raagane kaaki shit vesindi...retta chusthu oohhh right ki tiriga .Red saree tho seetha edurayyindi... naa pelli voche nela tappa kunda raavali antu card ichi dobbesindi...laksha rupaayalu ticket petti okka magadu chusina Fan laa mohamesi Geethe naa gathi ani anukuntu GRE chadavatam Start chesa

Sunday, October 11, 2009

Baalyam ooo Madhura Gnapakam

andari illu itukalatho ramco cement tho kadite maa illu maatram papers tho pustakaalatho kattaru...reason....maa intlo studies ante chaalu samara simhareddy lo balayya babu la feel aipotaaru.... karnudiki kavachakundalaalu type lo vamsam vamsam antha books pattukone bhoomi meeda paddaru...intha fame and flashback unna family cycle lo chain thegina cycle laa ...one fine day... oka faltoo dinam nenu ane character entry ichaadu ....


nenu puttakamundu maa vallandaru maaku pilladu voddu papayi voddu pustakame puttali ani Anantapur central Library chuttu maa inti kukka pilla tho 100 pradakshanala maha yagnaniki instal button kottaru... kukka pilla 99 kottesi 100 round sagam lo yagnanni uninstal chesi tana life ki shift del kottesi..maa valla korikala meeda kakarakaya juice challindi ....book badulu naalanti boochodu puttatam tho andaru aaa pustaka yagnam lo bucket ni tannesina kukka pille malli eee kutte gaadila puttindani feel aipoye naaku PUSTAK ani peru pettaru...

maa madhya taragathi anubandhaalu ippudu vivariste venkatesh cinema ni kaapy kottadu ani people will bite their ears... anduku school episode lo ki enter avudaam....

inta buk bacdrop unna family ki oka strict school kuda tagaledindi...maaa aunty ee aaa school head....naa baruvu 6 kgs unappudu aaa school lo LKG cherpinchaaru...naa peru pustak ee ....aina kaani pustakam lo okka aksharam kuda undadu ....exams lo markulu elections lo TRS ki seats laa edo okato rendo vochevi... kaani aunty influence tho ....outcome congress ki vochina seats laa undedi ....class topper pustak... pakkana class topper kuda pustak eee ... drawing essay writing computers..... running race ...kabadi...edu penkulaata...nela banda...kothi kommachi... thokkudu billa... anni kuda topper ee...okka singing tappa... student parents valla pillalaki singing class next roju swine flu vostoondi ani complaint cheyyatam tho naku aaa class ki firewall pettaru...swine flu pigs valla gaa vochedii ani think cheyyakandi...


class lo evaranna kotta student vochina kotta teacher vochina .... pustak please stand up ani ammaila lunch boxu lo perugannam tine vaadiki punishment ichinattu bench meeda nilabetti

read like Pustak
Write like Pustak
Play like Pustak
vishwa daabi raama vinura vema

ani oka poem compose chese vaaru.....naaku maatram valla mind lo ni gusa gusalu BOSE head fones lo vinattu vinipistaayi..... "veedi laa sadivithe saduvu sanka naaki cycle shopu pettataniki kuda paniki raaru..tretha yugam lo balayya cinema producer aina papaniki kali yugam lo veedi paper diddalsi vochintundi....tuffan lo kottukochina kerchiefulatho cut drawer kuttinchukune vadi la moham chudu"... anthe eee thitlu mega serial lo most awaiting dialogues laa.. resound echo back ground music ...long shot closeup..reel rewind (music maatram michal jackson paata lo copy)....ila vinipinchestaai...




ila teachers tala meeda maa aunty undatam tho vijay kanth la undalsina naa tala ratha victory venkatesh la tayarayyindi...ala jarugutunna okaanoka roju 8th class lo telugu exam oka padyam ichesi

1.a prathi padaarthamu raayumu ....idi chadavagane

jetter pen
writing pad
natraj scale
red color water bottle ani nenu techukunna "prathi padarthanni" raasesi... exam lo prathibha ki Pustak peru inka naa passport size foto paper vostundi ani expect chesa...kaani next roju paper lo maa telugu sir photo padindi... "Paper correction chestu Paraaraina panthulu" ani red background lo 32 font tho mari raasaru...

Pustakaala purugu vamsalo putti peda purugu laa FLOP avtunna unna naaku aaa sir exit oka pedda BREAK ichindi....aaa telugu sir place lo oka ashwini ani rajasthani school nunchi oka teacher vochindi ...telugu raani aaa miss ki telugu total ga miss ayina naa papers ki vaana ---burada gajji--durada type lo frendhsip undedi ...

okaanoka roju road lo velthunte naa juttu meeda pade kaaki retta ni teacher godugu pettesi aapindi ...back drop lo ashwini ashwini aswhini ashwini sirogaala samrakshini antoo song play ayyindi ...

anthe appati nunchi aaa teacher venake follow avtu rojulu gadipesa... evadaina naa papers chusi why u wrote like this ani adigithe.... i just followed my teacher antuu chepptu vocha...


rojulu strategic break leni 20-20 matches laa speed tho gadustunnai...9th class kuda taraka ratna cinema laaga ala vochi ila vellipoyindi ....10th pre final daaka aaa speed aagaledu... prefinal tarvata aswini maa drill sir aina nachappa ni pelli cheskoni ashwini nachappa la speed ga vellipoyindi...

10th lo final exams anagaane ... shoban babu ringu la unna naa bathuku wiggu leni mohan babu headu laa tayarayyindi ...maa intlo telugu english maths science social ante chaalu pancha bhootaalu laa chustaru... naaku maatram avi nijangante bhootaale... kashmora ,lankini, daakini ,bitsian ammailu koncham better emmo .... final exams ela raasano adagakandi.... nenu cheppalenu ... kaani mottaniki third class lo pass ayyanu ... third attempt lo adi....


Friday, September 18, 2009

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Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Office lo once upon a time.....

Adento andi maa intiki green paint kottinchinappati nunchi nenu blog raayatam maanesanu... ivvale illu maaraka blogu rayabudhi ayyindi ... deenne green house effect antaaru ani nenu 200 percent surity tho cheptunnaa...

Morning assalu nidra pattaledu... Law of conservation of sleep -"Sleep is neither created nor destroyed...but transfered from one time to another" - prakaaram ... office lo kaasta nidra patttindi ... oka saari ala kunuku teesa...teesi teesi kala lo ki vellipoyaa... andulo em jarigindante :


Chinappati nunchi nenu class lo outstanding ee (bayata nilabettevaaru) alantidi leka leka fluke ki frend aina sudi kalisi ravatam valla clear chesi wipro company interview ki select ayya...oka mitta madhyannam .... company vaadu nannu gattiga interview chestunnadu...adi kuda oka sari drop chesi malli teeskoni doola teredaaka pattukoni D chesina OOP course meeeda...

Define PolyMOrphism annadu....

nenu ventane ... Kukka untundi ... donga voste morugutundi ... ade owner voste morigina mouth tho ne naakestundi ... itta source okate aina diff behaviors chupede polymorphism anna...

prapancha bank lo loan teeskoni anantapur ki vochi raincoats business pettina vadila face pettesi ... College lo idaa sadivindi ...nuvvu bits nunche vochaava... assalu nuvvu bitsian ve naa antu tittesadu...

motionless ga unna nenu emotion techeskoni ... promotion iche vaadani chuskokunda... sensational gaa jalsa cinema lo pawan kalyan la lecture start chesa...

"Class ki Vellalante Ponu 200 adugulu raanu 200 adugulu ..roju ki 400 adugulu nadavallanna sangathi neeku telusa


Anrup Mitra ani oka item prof gaadu durada aite D grade ... Englishlo matladithe E grade...Noru muskunte NC istaadu anna vishayam do u know?


Annam ante Bhagwanji egg rice ani ... varaniki oka grub ani ... farewell grubs lo aite free ga dobbitintaaru anna sangathi expect chesava?


Aadukovalsina pasi vayasu lo current teesesi test series tuts assignments petti saava dobbutaranna vishayam neeku telusa?veetiki thodu sunday sayantram secret gaa sup T pedtuntaaru anna vishayam erukaaa?


Aakaleste Sac vaipu daaham vesthe shikanji vaipu snanam ante devudi vaipu chuse manushulu unnaru eee samajam lo ... nuvvu ghotesina eee samajam lo Telusa neeeku


Vayasulo undagaane guchukunna ammai nee sidie gaaditho settle ayina baadha ni nuvvu anubhavinchavaa??


Cnot neekeppudaina Akka laa kanipinchinda?? Sac neeku sister la anipinchinda?? Mouse pattukunte Dhairyamga untundi ani neekeppudaina anipinchinda?? Av tagginchalante Junta ni dobettalanna Nagna Satyam telisinda??

Naaaku anipinchindi... Mouse pattanu...Server host chesanu...Nijamaina BITSIAN ayyanue ...Nijamaina BITSIAN ayyanuuuu ayyanuuuuuuuuuuuu.......ventane evadoo gillinattu anipinchindi... kallu terichi chusanu...

ventane ooha lokam nunchi nela meediki diganu... chuttu chuste janam circus enugu ni chustunattu chustunnaru....aaru vaarala kindati aamudam taagina vedhava laa ayyanuuuuu ayyanuuuu ayyanuuu ani tega arichestunna.... gillindi evado kaadu naa mogudu maa lead....


endukilaaa jarigindabba ani alochistu past tense lo ki thongi chuste... bhoota kaalamanta maa Black bootham DP gaade kanipinchadu.... podduna poddune Rock-on patani RP patnaik paadutunattu ....Dp gaadu ...Syzerine operation magodiki chese doctor laa Swine -flu mask okati veskoni baava antu lepadu....anthe ....lechaaka....lechaaka vadi moham chusaana appude anipinchindi .. All this week is Saturday ani (eee vaaramantha SENI -vaarame inka) ani ...

lechi lechina ventane mask teesi moosese company ki manager ni chese post kosam adiginattu rendu questions adigadu....

modatidi ...somavaaram poota enduku enda ekkuvaga untundi........deeniki answer vochesi...endukante Mande suryudu (Monday Sooryudu) untaadanta.... anthe veedini srilanka adavulaki transfer cheseyyali anipinchindi....


inka rendavadi.... Hydrogen atom Nitrogen atom react avte danni emantaaru ??.... deeniki answer vochesi ..H1N1 (swine flu virus) anta ... anthe idi vinnaka sri lanka ki kadu ... senigraham lo ekkadaina grahaantara balayya (Alienatic Balayya) unde chota toseyyaali yedavani..akkade unte inka em adugutado ani ...okka saari urgent raaa ani bath room ki parigetta....

okka magadu 100th part lo kuda inta strong flash back undademo...intha jarigaaka ... ilanti twistlu aaa matramaina undali lendi....ila anukuntu atu side thongi chusa...maa lead gaadu vaadi 2.5 pack body meeda... "he will be murdered" ani sketch pen tho geekeskoni..daanni araganta ki oka sari chuskunelaa outlook lo remainder pettukunnadu...

maa lead gaadu assale mesalu leni mukesh rushi... jaanedu height unna jaya prakash reddy...pilli kalla prakash raj... colour less kaatraaju... vaadini andaman jail lo vesi... naalugu vaipula nandamuri young clan fotos petti asta dighbandhanam cheyyali...ila thoughts thitlu ga convert ayyi ... thitlu boothulu gaa promote ayyi... manchi flow lo unna time lo lead nunchi mail vochindi... 1 on 1 meeting ani come on vocheseyyi.... vodala Bommaliii Vodalaa ani...

anthe ila bhayapaduthu unte kastam... we must be brave ani cheppi pantry ki poyi mountain dew taaga... mountain dew... dar ke aage jeeth hain ... antu room lo ki adugu petta... maa lead gadu thumsup taagutha...Taste the thunder antu room talupu vesesadu...

Back ground lo Zee Telugu AATA3 Ohmkaar anchoring " participants vochesaaru ...Masters Vochsaaru....Starttt Musiicc" ani

rendu gantalayyaka vocha... em jarigindo adakkandi ... veelu unappudu rin lenappudu ariel aipoyinapudu nene cheptaanu ...

Selavu

anattu cheppatam marachipoyaa... maaa blogu 1 year poorthi cheskunnanduku maa vijay gaadiki Tirupathi lo Gundu kottistha ani mokkukunna...